“It was surely cavalier of me to believe that I could square the circle.”
Rep. Paul Broun’s response to question on shooting President Obama
“I know there’s a lot of frustration with this president”
Gov. Scott Walker Pranked Called
I politely said hello, not knowing how friendly Gilkes and Koch may be. He was eager to help. “I was really hoping to talk directly to Scott,” I said. He said that could be arranged and that I should just leave my number. I explained to Gilkes, “My goddamn maid, Maria, put my phone in the washer. I’d have her deported, but she works for next to nothing.” Gilkes found this amusing. “I’m calling from the VOID–with the VOID, or whatever it’s called. You know, the Snype!”
“Gotcha,” Gilkes said. “Let me check the schedule here…OK, there’s an opening at 2 o’clock Central Standard Time. Just call this same number and we’ll put you through.”
“I’ve got a (Louisville) Slugger with my name on it.”
Reid: Ban Prostitution, Brothels in Nevada
“Nevada needs to be known as the first place for innovation and investment, not as the last place where prostitution is still legal,” — Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid
“I think everybody is just kind of laughing up their sleeve about it,” said Assemblyman Pete Goicoechea, a Republican from rural Eureka. “I can promise you there’s not any kind of a movement to bring a bill forward.”
“One source said his staff tried to talk him out of including it in the speech, and there is little indication he or his staff will work to push legislation outlawing prostitution.” — Las Vegas Sun
‘Fully loaded’ SUV puts D.C. Council Chairman Kwame Brown on the spot
“If I had known that this truck was $1,900 a month, I would have never, ever, ever have accepted it.”
Haley Barbour’s Refuses to Denounce Proposal for License Plates Honoring Confederate General — and early Ku Klux Klan leader
“I don’t go around denouncing people,” Barbour said Tuesday. “That’s not going to happen. I don’t even denounce the news media.”
Rep. Chris Lee resigns over suggestive photo
“Hope I’m not a toad. 
i’m a very fit fun classy guy. Live in Cap Hill area. 6ft 190lbs blond/blue. 39.. Lobbyist. I promise not to disappoint.”
India’s foreign minister inadvertently reads Portuguese statement at the U.N.
“I have to start all over again?”
POTUS and “Superfluous”
POTUS: “You try it when you’ve had 12 stitches.”
- Tennessee lawmaker calls some illegal immigrants ‘rats’
- New Mexico’s gubernatorial candidate Diane Denish Accuses Opponent Of Giving “Big Fat Boners”
- Angle tells Hispanic students they look Asian
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Clarence Thomas’s Wife Asks Anita Hill for Apology
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Beach GOP chairman agrees to resign over racist e-mail
